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DEADPOOL - His secret ingredient is love. ~ Just kidding, it's napalm.

TAGS: remember kids it takes a lot of energy to keep up with deadpool so be sure to eat all seventeen courses of your breakfast assignment for december 13 smells
Rating: 3.94/5

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K0rNb4LL - February 15, 2013, 2:32 am
For those that don't know him also keep in mind that Deadpool is clinically insane and does crazy stuff like what is in the pic almost every opportunity he can. He's gotten really popular lately.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:26 pm
mp Mr. C
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:24 pm
Thanks Bone!
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:17 pm
"Deadpool" (one word) is super hero - "Dead Pool" (two words) for betting on who is going to die next.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:15 pm
Some kind of marvel super hero...but those of that are betting kinda guys refer to the "Dead Pool" as a list of names were we bet on who's going to die next - mostly celebs. What?!? Never heard?
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:10 pm
i may have asked this before but whats dead pool?


TAGS: takes a special person
Rating: 4.35/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 4:33 pm
Teachers can pray, IF they follow Jesus's instructions per Matthew 6:5
GreyScorpion - March 26, 2010, 9:20 am
teachers can pray, they just can't lead the pledge of alligance because of the phrase "under god" contained with in
anotherguy - March 26, 2010, 8:26 am
Never heard of teachers not allowed to pray. Who forbits teachers to pray and how do they enforce this rule?
Airman - March 25, 2010, 10:25 am
ahh, I get it Ice. It was so long ago, I really don't remember. Certainly not in 4th grade, where I spent most of the time on a stool in the corner. He used other names
lesterinside - March 24, 2010, 10:48 pm
Teachers are the most abused professionals here in the Philippines, Mr. Airman. 5Ls
ICEMAN - March 24, 2010, 7:45 pm
What? Your teacher never called you little man?
Airman - March 24, 2010, 6:58 pm
Little Man?
Airman - March 24, 2010, 6:58 pm
THANKS! My wife will see this.. she is a teacher. Should be a good night!
spacedog - March 24, 2010, 6:48 pm
5 gold stars and a :)
Derek - March 24, 2010, 5:30 pm
Ditto. Teaching's a big ask.
ICEMAN - March 24, 2010, 5:30 pm
Nice Airman. 5 Gold Stars for you little man.
CANADA - March 24, 2010, 5:16 pm
I'm against religion in schools, but good poster Airman
John R - March 24, 2010, 5:13 pm
it's funny, BECAUSE it's true. 5 cats..
JLBachs - March 24, 2010, 5:04 pm
Public schools are a prime example of socialism in action. Get government out of the education business.
Bovee - March 24, 2010, 4:49 pm
5L's for the truth. I would pay more taxes if it helped my kids in school without question.
Iconoclast - March 24, 2010, 4:40 pm
Oh, by the way. We also want to pay you on the level of a laborer in the Public Works Department, and yet blame you for the high taxes.
GreyScorpion - March 24, 2010, 4:34 pm

MOST PEOPLE - Would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy denying them .

TAGS: most people learn from mistakes
Rating: 4.86/5

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Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 12:52 pm
Most people don't want to realize that they aren't as great as they want to think they are.
Zetmonk - May 4, 2012, 6:59 am
Well now, how do send this to the whole world?
mariand - May 4, 2012, 1:01 am
dude, that's very true...

WHEN PEOPLE SAY THAT GREY - loves him some BBQ they mean it

TAGS: takes it with him
Rating: 4.42/5

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GreyScorpion - May 18, 2010, 8:47 pm
SaWeeet!!! 5L

COUNTRY WISDOM - A smart man can learn from others mistakes

TAGS: country wisdom learn from mistakes
Rating: 4.75/5

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Budog - June 24, 2011, 1:52 pm
I wonder if Ray would let us build our own "man shacks" there too?
Budog - June 24, 2011, 1:49 pm
It's kind of like sleeping on the couch, camping with TV. Got my beer, got my dogs, hell I actually like it...
Sooldman - June 24, 2011, 12:29 pm
If you got cable IT DON'T MATTER!


TAGS: aprchallenge foolishness takes many forms
Rating: 4.5/5

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forseti - April 1, 2010, 8:06 am


TAGS: marriage memories mistakes
Rating: 4.81/5

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Sarahallridge2004 - November 3, 2011, 11:08 am
Memory One!!!! :-D
mariand - November 3, 2011, 2:16 am
nice one

CONSTIPATION - Hunnngh Hunnngh Hunnngh

TAGS: monkey takes a dump
Rating: 2.71/5


TAGS: diarrhea mistakes nachos regret small
Rating: 4.37/5

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Hawamleh - September 19, 2010, 9:51 am
An Actual Complement, I'm Flattered, thanks.
Claire - September 17, 2010, 11:53 pm
Not bad.

MISTAKES - I've had so much fun learning from them, I think I will make some more


TAGS: experience mistakes
Rating: 3.82/5

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Woodywood03a - January 21, 2010, 4:24 pm
Join the club my friend.
Cubbybear - March 27, 2009, 12:20 am
Story of my life....


TAGS: irs have what takes theirs
Rating: 4.77/5

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RexyD - April 17, 2013, 1:25 am
No. That's a very capitalist view.
Bolverk3778 - April 16, 2013, 7:55 pm
For an arm of a democratic government they have a very socialist view which can be summed up as 'Whats yours is mine, whats mine is my own'

ACCOMPLISHMENT - Success will not come to you You make your way to it

TAGS: work hard learn from mistakes
Rating: 4.57/5

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rerun - December 14, 2010, 8:13 pm

can post to motitwist as well.


AHHH... TRACK AND FIELD - Where the REAL agony of da-feet takes its toll!


TAGS: mistakes stepping stones failure
Rating: 3.4/5

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Sean - October 4, 2009, 11:19 pm
*caught@work productions
Sean - October 4, 2009, 11:18 pm
If you like true demotivational posters, check out despair.com and also a website called caudht@work productions. The posters there aspire to be true demotivators. Hope that helps.
RON - October 4, 2009, 10:52 pm
thx Mr. Temp.
temp - October 4, 2009, 10:42 pm
But to all posters (n.), don't stop what you're doing. At least one person, somewhere thinks your poster is funny. Even if it never makes it past the moderator.
temp - October 4, 2009, 10:40 pm
Based on the artistic style and content of real motivational posters, this is a TRUE de-motivational poster. One of the few I've seen on this site. There is plenty of funny stuff on here, but i consider this a true de-motivational. Just my opinion.
Shithead - April 26, 2009, 2:05 am
It's great how everyone on this site jerks ron off for absolutely nothing. Its even better when everyone on this site rages when someone states an opinion that isn't parallel with their own. Seriously though, ronsart I hope you don't quit your day job..
RON - April 26, 2009, 12:38 am
Poophead knows what I think of him...must be boyfriend junkie of exwife...lol Thanks everyone of you for positive comments...appreciated very much! Th
WTFO - April 26, 2009, 12:04 am
these hate-filled Timmies: f*** the f***ing f***ers!
WTFO - April 26, 2009, 12:04 am
Ron, I don't get why you are being attacked so blindly. This one is totally in the demotivational line. I have a favorite word because it can be used as a verb, noun, adjective, adverb, and an exclamation. Let me use that word as advice when dealing with
LogicDude - April 25, 2009, 11:18 pm
Rerun...I was just "seconding the motion" as it were and agreeing with you. Definitely wasn't saying that to you...you are a healthy participant in this Motifake madness we call a website. ;-)
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - April 25, 2009, 10:40 pm
This is one of the better demotivational posters ever made, and anyone who says different just doesn't get it. Perhaps the timmies should go back to playing pokemon.
rerun - April 25, 2009, 8:15 pm

LD - My comments were not directed at you...they were directed at ****head...but you do offer excellent advice.
LogicDude - April 25, 2009, 6:26 pm
Put up or STFU. Make some funny posters instead of just b****in' or GTFO.
rerun - April 25, 2009, 2:30 pm

I consider myself as part of the "inner circle: and I don't have any top 10 motifakes, thus your argument is full of ****, as is your name.
agdaniele - April 25, 2009, 1:36 pm
Based on Alex and Pit-head's contributions to the motifake "pool" it's safe to say that any insult to Ron's posters is, in fact, a compliment. If someone who loves Taco Bell compliments your lasagne, is it really going to be a point of pride?
Shithead - April 25, 2009, 10:47 am
I agree with Alex. I'm also getting tired of the 'inner circle' of motifake, where about 60% of all top rated motifails are made by about 5 people. What's worse is that they aren't even funny, they're just stupid inside jokes or serious motifakes.
Sean - April 24, 2009, 11:02 am
This is a first rate parody, and to be a parody it has to resemble its target as much as possible.
Sean - April 24, 2009, 11:01 am
Alex, Ron has taken a cliche "Stepping stones to ..." "Success" "Financial Security" etc. and flipped it around entirely. So the jaunty way that cliche reads to those who are all too familar with it takes you to the opposite of RON's punchline: failure.
Alex - April 24, 2009, 10:55 am
When will you get out of this site ? This is motifake, for fake motivationals, if you want to post oh so deep motivators go somewhere else!
RON - April 23, 2009, 10:10 pm
THANK YOU SIRS! I have to many RON haters to have any poster stay on any level...slowly but surely...down voted...reason have others on top..done by hackers way back when...but do really appreciate comments and votes...ur good men...now get back to work!
agdaniele - April 23, 2009, 8:48 pm
Sean - April 23, 2009, 8:05 pm
Not just good. Great.
Haarakkon - April 23, 2009, 7:58 pm
I agree. This is good. So why isn't it even on the top-rated page?
Canuck - April 23, 2009, 12:20 pm
woohoo just what's been missing!
mooooooooooooooo - April 23, 2009, 11:54 am
I agree with Cubby. This is what this site is all about.......5 Lions
Cubbybear - April 23, 2009, 11:47 am
Truly a demotivator...thanks Ron for making my day...LOL

delusion -

TAGS: mistakes
Rating: 4.95/5

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Reality Lord - August 5, 2013, 8:07 am

this is beautiful. art.


TAGS: relationship heart mistakes too late live and learn
Rating: 4.48/5

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Ed-Hyde - August 2, 2010, 7:09 am
Classic. 5 Guinness drinkin' poodles

MULLIGANS - Isn't the greatest golfer in history owed at least one?

TAGS: tiger woods even the best make mistakes sometimes
Rating: 3.6/5

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agdaniele - December 9, 2009, 7:38 pm
If you really care about Tiger's personal life, you should be his back 9.
Derek - December 9, 2009, 3:41 pm
It appears he's had seven... but it's more likely to be eighteen.
CANADA - December 9, 2009, 3:06 pm
Me_ - December 9, 2009, 12:06 pm
Proof that all women have a price. No matter who they are or what they look like. Its all about the paper.


TAGS: bonding at the molecular level takes it a wee bit too far
Rating: 3.44/5

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Sean - August 18, 2009, 7:10 pm
Great poster Haar. Oh btw, when is everyone gonna stop beating around the bush like this? We owe it to aggy to tell him to his face that this is the worst possible time for him to get his real estate agent's licence. In short, too subtle, Haar. Way.
Haarakkon - August 18, 2009, 6:47 am
Thanks for the kind comments guys.
Arrogant Knight - August 17, 2009, 9:49 pm
....Sailor Moon had a good run. I don't feel bad.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 17, 2009, 9:47 pm
Or was it Crocodile Dundee?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 17, 2009, 9:47 pm
But what will you do with your sailor moon background?
Arrogant Knight - August 17, 2009, 9:43 pm
Actually, I'm making this my desktop background. *Gasp!*
Arrogant Knight - August 17, 2009, 9:34 pm
I love this.
spacedog - August 17, 2009, 2:45 pm
Excellent work Haarakkon. 5L
CANADA - August 17, 2009, 2:35 pm
thats a sweet pic

SILVERHEART - Your bus is waiting for you

TAGS: silverheart takes the special bus
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - March 31, 2013, 1:31 am
Feel the burn... this means war. 5'd & faved!


TAGS: if you don t learn from my mistakes then i am afraid no one will
Rating: 4.5/5

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lesterinside - March 11, 2010, 8:31 pm
Great Sean. 5 beautiful sunsets
spacedog - March 11, 2010, 6:12 pm
Wonderful, 5Ls.
Sho - March 11, 2010, 2:06 pm
Woot, Sean is back ^^
agdaniele - March 10, 2010, 10:52 pm
It doesn't happen often enough anymore.
MrRandom - March 10, 2010, 10:49 pm
Its a good night when I come online and Sean has made another poster. Another 5er.

MISTAKES HAPPEN - Just ask your parents. Go on.

ARMAGEDDON - The Mayans foresaw this! The only thing they got wrong was the date

TAGS: communism takes over dc
Rating: 2.26/5

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Sidereal - February 2, 2010, 7:59 am
Burning the Whitehouse is sp passe' the Brits did that gig already.

IN PERPETUITY - Your mistakes and missteps frozen forever in the humor of your "friends"

TAGS: mistakes cast in bronze
Rating: 4.25/5

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Spades - June 9, 2010, 8:39 pm
Ha! I need to know where that statue is! No, wait. I just need to copy the guy in the manhole! :)


TAGS: challenge mistakes fasttimes ridgemonthigh
Rating: 4.14/5

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Cubbybear - June 29, 2010, 12:47 pm
Fast Times ...FTW 5/5


TAGS: takes exceptional skill to find and keep boredom while the whole world awaits
Rating: 5/5

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motifayk - February 9, 2013, 11:25 pm
That would've been absolutely hilarious if it wasn't so dull :P
Rudedog - February 9, 2013, 10:04 pm
That would be great insight if it wasn't so boring.

The Pastor's Teeth -

Simple Class -

TAGS: holding the notes takes genius
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - September 2, 2013, 10:40 pm
Heh heh heh... I'd gladly cut your rug... maybe you can dance polka for me? (dirty mind)
MissPriss - September 2, 2013, 4:09 pm
Silvie...takes 2 to tango...wanna come "cut a rug" with me? And no it has nothing to do with a lesbian lover...well...no!
MissPriss - September 2, 2013, 4:07 pm
I've gotten into techno-pop/German rap. A fave is Falco, who has an incredible version of putting on the ritz! You're a torturous person Mr. Gary, now 2 of us that will be zombied out to the song...but a 5L anyhow.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 2, 2013, 2:59 pm
When I was a child, I honestly thought WWII had just ended.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 2, 2013, 2:57 pm
I never meet my great-grand parents, since they were born - kid you not - circa civil war era. Most guys my age have grandfathers who fought in Vietnam; my grandfather fought in WWI. So, I feel VERY out of place in this time period, lol.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 2, 2013, 2:54 pm
It's kinda my era, due to a ginormous generation gap - I love Harry James and his band, Cole Porter, Ella Fitzgerald, Frank Sinatra. Can you believe my old man is in his LATE sixties, almost 70... and I'm 29, the eldest of my other siblings.
GaryO - September 2, 2013, 1:11 pm
‘no Gene Wilder’….now THAT’S funny. Somehow my taste for music has migrated to Irving Berlin and Cole Porter…not even my era. The big bands of Basie and Ellington are doin’ it for me this morn.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 2, 2013, 12:32 pm
There are at least (besides the Young Frankenstein) two versions I think. Fred Astaire's was pretty good. But he'5 no Gene Wilder.
GaryO - September 2, 2013, 10:03 am
Heh, here to help. My mind goes to Son of Fronkensteen. Thank you, Sly
Silverheart - September 2, 2013, 9:04 am
Aaaand guess what I'll have stuck in my head ALL DAY! Thanks for that... love it, 5Ls!

Seriously -


Fettered -

TAGS: chain bound escape mistakes age
Rating: 4.91/5

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lgvernon - February 22, 2014, 1:15 pm

Great double-entendre in this one!~
GaryO - February 22, 2014, 12:50 pm

Precisely -

DESPAIR - When beauty is a cruel reminder of the joy you cannot feel.

TAGS: nothing takes the pain away
Rating: 4.88/5

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mizzdizz - July 1, 2015, 5:40 pm
Verrrry nice, Yorick! Luuuuv it! 5L

A Way Out -

TAGS: awake haunt night mistakes sleep
Rating: 4.82/5

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LiquidAngel - February 10, 2014, 8:27 pm
thx, pretty good, although in need of a break from work
steve1961 - February 10, 2014, 11:48 am
Good one, Liquid...very demotivating. 5L. How've you been?

SEAN'S MOTIFAKES - don't just happen there's a process

TAGS: it takes some thought
Rating: 4.75/5

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Sean - March 27, 2014, 9:39 pm
And that ain't it. What you there is my post post routine! So there!
GreyScorpion - June 3, 2010, 1:59 pm
BaZinga!! 5L


DRINKING - Many times you cannot “undo” the mistakes made while drinking on a date

TAGS: mistakes i ve made a few
Rating: 4.16/5

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J1MBOB - May 19, 2011, 6:09 am
I'm with nitroid13 on this!
Greeny - March 24, 2011, 4:19 pm
Mopeds & Big Gals, they are both Dork Scooters
nitroid13 - March 24, 2011, 2:02 pm
id ride the f*ck out of that moped im sorry shes h** as hell
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 22, 2011, 4:19 am
Fair enough....you know what they say about f***ing a fat chick?...it's like riding a moped....fun 'till your friends find out.
nitroid13 - March 22, 2011, 4:02 am
not a joke!!!
nitroid13 - March 22, 2011, 4:02 am
id hit that stone cold sober and not think twice!!!!!!
phydeaux - March 20, 2011, 2:57 am
It's the "harder" part that's hardest, if you'll excuse the pun...
Cubbybear - March 19, 2011, 4:33 pm
You have to admit girls like this try harder when it comes to lovin'.

SUCCESS - There are two rules for success: 1.) Don't tell all you know.

TAGS: the winner takes it all
Rating: 3.5/5

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sickartist - March 28, 2010, 10:33 am
I didn't rate it but see poster 84056


TAGS: do overs life mistakes
Rating: 3.4/5

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Sean - July 17, 2009, 10:10 pm
Fish 'll put off dying for at least another century. I'm o.k. with that. He'll be our amabssador to the future.
RON - July 17, 2009, 10:10 pm
now does,nt these deaths come in 3,s?....so think Abe still on the list for NEXT...?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 17, 2009, 9:59 pm
Yep Cronkite is gone but Abe still lives. Fish FTW!!!
agdaniele - July 17, 2009, 9:57 pm
VERY profound.
Sean - July 17, 2009, 9:56 pm
Procrastination can be lethal.
agdaniele - July 17, 2009, 9:55 pm
Old people are dying a lot lately!
Sean - July 17, 2009, 9:53 pm
What? Did something happen to Walter Crinkite? That bastard Abe Vigoda once quipped that he'd "bury that bastard" ... but we all kinda thought Abe was referring to George Burns.
agdaniele - July 17, 2009, 9:44 pm
You'd be asking the wrong person here.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 17, 2009, 9:43 pm
I was gonna make a Walter Cronkite joke. Is 2 hours too soon?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 17, 2009, 9:31 pm
ooooh snap!
agdaniele - July 17, 2009, 9:29 pm
Tallulah Bankhead? You sure this wasn't a quote from Heath Ledger?
Sean - July 17, 2009, 9:16 pm
... only while disguising my identity with a more flattering brand of pantyhose. (C'mon! EVERBODY now. DO OVER the end part!)

A NEW CONCEPT - No Wonder Why the Republicans are hating on President Obama

TAGS: politics obama ethics mistakes
Rating: 2.88/5

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Greenvalv - June 9, 2009, 7:36 pm
Actually, Obama has admitted that the surge worked... he just takes credit for it now to save face.
WTFO - May 22, 2009, 12:46 am
He hasn't admitted that the surge in Iraq (that he voted against) worked, he hasn't admitted he was wrong about his attacks on rendition or wire ***ping (that he is now using), he hasn't admitted that the "stimulus bill" was a complete scam, etc.
repoman - May 21, 2009, 1:23 am
because he has admitted the mistakes of appointing cabinet members who can't pay taxes, or not really closing down Guantanamo, or lying about cutting down the federal deficit...
Mark - May 13, 2009, 9:12 pm
I think that Trapp and LOLOLOL flunked out of 3rd grade English together. Obama doesn't admit his mistakes, only the perceived mistakes of others. What has he apologized for? Oh yeah...that's right...American arrogance.
WarpOS2 - May 13, 2009, 8:38 pm
The ballot box was sh** by Bender looking for Fry.
LOLOLOL - May 1, 2009, 8:52 pm
I didn't like Bush and Obama is WAY better, he just began but at least he advanced troops to afganistan to take down terriorists at their hideout and pays attention to the econamy, Its sad Al Gore was never elected why? :'(

YOUR FIRST FRENCH KISS - How old were you?

FAIL! - when attempting to make an epic skittle, things go way wrong!

TAGS: food mistakes skittle
Rating: 1.64/5

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rondollins - March 25, 2012, 12:14 am
I gave a 1 because 0 wasn't available...keep trying

Experience -

TAGS: quotes oscar wilde mistakes experience stupidity
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - July 3, 2015, 3:28 am
A pic taken at the annual Motifake BBQ. Think it was Rerun and JesusWept...teehee. Thanks mizz
mizzdizz - July 2, 2015, 11:39 pm
WOW! Where'd you find this excellent example of stupidity, Prissy? Thanks for sharing! LOL! 5L!

Nitpicking -

TAGS: takes tiny picks
Rating: 5/5

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Bandit5906 - May 20, 2015, 11:44 pm
At least clean up?
JesusWept - May 20, 2015, 10:47 am
HAHAHA! I think Gary was a slave driver in a past life. Gary Legree. L L L L L
mizzdizz - May 20, 2015, 9:47 am
Then they'd have to pay them all that overtime!

Brother Grim -

TAGS: takes each in the end
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - November 16, 2014, 9:44 am
I, for now, do not. Lived a long, strange and colorful life. Will go gracefully when he calls. I hope.
ughomer - November 16, 2014, 9:40 am
Blue Oyster Cult said it best - "Don't Fear the Reaper!"

TSA Mistakes 2015 -